Grand Opening: Official KARATEbyJesse T-Shirt Store!
Yup, that’s right folks!
My Official Super Awesome Über Cool KARATEbyJesse T-Shirt Store is open!
As if you hadn’t already figured it out, I’m sitting here with a tall glass of champagne, laughing at all the hilarious t-shirt designs I made. Horse-jutsu? Haha! Samurphant? Get outta here!
Aah… my stomach hurts…
Anyway, at this point you’re probably all confused, so let me take it from the very beginning:
Last week I teamed up with a t-shirt company and designed around 130 t-shirts(!) with fun/cool/weird/awesome Karate motives - that are printed individually for you and ready to ship within 24-48 hours of ordering! Through a super secure online store, obviously.
To make craploads of money To let the world know about your passion!
Karate nerds unite!
And you know what? It’s not even expensive! For instance, look at the t-shirt to the right here: –>
That’s my favorite one ["I HELPED KARATEbyJesse BECOME AN INTERNET CELEBRITY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT!"], and it only costs $19!
That’s like… a family size pizza!?
The difference being, you won’t look totally awesome wearing a family size pizza! And you won’t be laughing either! (But I would, so if you do decide to actually wear a family size pizza, please send me a picture.)
To be honest, I really don’t know how they can print, ship and sell the t-shirts for these competitive prices, but the quality is excellent so I’m not complaining!
(Yes, I already bought three myself… heh.)
Anyways… did I mention it’s FREE shipping in the US?
(For other cool European/Asian/South American people it’s around +$13 for shipping. And since the dollar is pretty low at the moment, don’t hesitate! Buy fifteen now!)
Other than that, I guess there’s nothing more to say. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot: You can also design YOUR OWN t-shirt (here) if my humor is too bad for you. So, now you know! Get going and release your inner Karate nerd!
Also, if you have cool ideas for other t-shirt designs, shoot me a comment below! I’m making this for you guys, so let me know everything!
Anyway, visit the shop and let me know what you think!
Karate T-shirt mania has just begun!